White Mike's Nicknames

Dear Wrestling,

*Edit to add: @BrettWolverton very kindly sent me pics of the actual list!

While I was writing my letter about the PWX show, it was posted on High Spots! So here, in its entirety, is the list of White Mike's Nicknames.

"His opponent, from the House of Cheeks and Yams.
He weighs in at one Red Bone (?) and a vat of Root Beer,
He is the Bill Clinton of Mid Atlantic Pimpin',
Mr 2PM,
A two pump minimum,

The whipped cream in your coffee,
The Sultan of Stank
The Stank God,
The Red Bone Thrilla,
Banned in 27 states,
The Dirty Drizzle,
He's a long distance drizzler,
He will clean your house for $2,
Then he will steal it out of your purse,
He is Mr. Rob van Yam,
Captain Yamerica,
The Yamerican Dream,
The Yamerican Cream,
The Whole Yam Show,
The Trash Bag Killer,
Slung Hog Millionaire,
The Dirty Secret of Professional Wrestling,
The Zig Zag Zootie Daddy,
The Yam Master,
The Negative 5 Star King,
Amber Young's Favorite Wrestler,
Brandi Rhodes's Favorite Wrestler,
The Cutty (?) Monster,
The Polish Yammer,
The Face that Stanks Up the Place,
The Master of the Plan B,
He is the Bootie Bomber (definitely mishearing this),
Johnny B Hood,
Dick Slayed-her,
Mr. Toys for Thoughts,
Willie Bonk-ya,
A Throat Poke, 

Mr. Supersoaker,
The Whore Lord,
The New Whore Show
And most importantly, he is a Nasty Boy!
WHITE MIKE!